Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
when you high at the dinner table
and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens
and you give her the mashed potatoes
where am i
when someone say hi to ya bae for too long
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street..
it happened like 3 times today :/